I Don't Know - Posted by Chris

Conversation between Christopher and I just two minutes ago...

Me: Five more minutes and then its bedtime.
Christopher: ...silent...
Me: Are you listening to me?
Christopher: Yes
Me: How many minutes until bedtime?
Christopher: I don't know.

Monster Spray - Posted by Chris

On occasion Christopher is plagued by monsters that infest his room. Try as we might we have not been able to rid his bedroom of this menace. Not long ago Lisa found a temporary yet effective solution; Monster Spray.

As you may know, monsters do not like things that smell nice. So Lisa sprayed a little bit of Monster Spray (some may refer to this product as air freshener) in Christopher's room and the monsters are gone for the night. Monster Spray eventually wears off and in our house it is not necessary every night, but it has become an invaluable tool for warding off things that go bump in the night.